1. Make him your personal Barbie.
2. Question him about why he doesn’t have a love life.
3. When he says it’s none of your business, say “You’re in love with Aragoen, aren’t you? How can you stand him being in love with Arwen?” Dramatically cry and hug him.
4. Burn his bow in the fire.
5….
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
BOTH! And unicorns.